Tips on dating a korean girl
And never, ever try to get on the bed with your shoes on.
I like to use chopsticks in new and interesting ways.
Remember dates, like the 100th day after you met, the 100th day after you first kissed her, the 100th day of anything. As soon as you dropped her off at home, she busted out the biggest pot in the kitchen and made herself some bomb ass bibimbap with the four bowls of leftover rice. If you do get busted, your first words better be, "Why are all girls so damn ugly next to you, baby? " That night you were gonna spend at home alone to relax?
Let's go to Chanel." Remember Korean girls never ever forget... When you go drinking remember that she drinks way more than she's letting on. "But don't you find it relaxing to spend time with ME?
So strike the phrase "Asian persuasion" from your vocabulary.
I will make you to take off your shoes in my house.
But I'll expect you to say it right if we start dating each other.
Your girlfriend's female relatives can be your best ally or your worst enemy. Most Typical Korean girls will pretend that she doesn't eat that much but once you get closer you will know that a Korean girl's stomach has no bounds and limitations. She has eyes like a hawk and will notice if you so much a GLANCE at another girl.
(They like gifts too.) And beware of the Korean ahjumah.. Every Korean girl has a materialistic beast inside her that craves the likes of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Dior, Fendi, Ferragamo, and Chanel. She was lying when she said she wasn't hungry the first time you took her out to dinner. She'll make a big deal and start a fight with you in the middle of the mall/park/parking lot, etc.
Plus Korean girls and their ridiculous metabolisms allow them to eat anything, whenever she wants...
They'll make you so undesirable that no woman in their right mind would want to see you naked.