Cordelia: I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette.
She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort.
The Anointed will be my greatest weapon against the Slayer.
Willow: [to Xander] You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, "Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?
A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty ...
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas, and everyone's like, "I like your mini pizzas", but I'm telling you, I am—Buffy: So Mom's like, "Do you think Ted will like this?
[throws the vampire into a coffin] Here endeth the lesson." and "This is Ted's favorite show", and "Ted's teaching me computers", and "Ted said the funniest thing", and I'm like, "That's really great, Mom", and then she said I was being sarcastic, which I was, but I'm sorry if I don't wanna talk about Ted all the time.No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live.Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is.But you have been known to save the world on occasion, so I'm going to give you a piece of advice.
I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, instead of which you enslave yourself to this-this...