Funny dating puns
This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.
There are no perfect partners, but the least we can hope for is to find someone who is a good match.
My username combines my first name and a nearby street.
The street name carries connotations (like Soho in NYC), and it reflects the sort of person I am, the type of interests I have, etc.
When you enter into a committed relationship, you’re two (usually) imperfect human beings trying to understand yourselves, each other, and the world as best as you can.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. [Donatella Versace] Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message" Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
And when your ideal partner is scrolling through hundreds of names – Sally102, Jen NYC1, Lawyer Gal – a great username can be the very reason that someone contacts you. And you become convinced that usernames don’t matter. In my opinion, a username should be a pun or a play on words. Wine Not – for the wine aficionado Lady Go Go – for the world traveler Bach To Bach – for the classical music enthusiast Tender Legal – for the soft-hearted lawyer See the common thread?
Most people take one of two wrong tacks when coming up with an online dating username: 1) Putting ZERO thought into it: Bill10247, Claire T, Ally Cat 2) Putting minimal thought into it, using a literal description: Tall Doctor, Gorgeous Goddess, Fun2Be Around The problem with these efforts, of course, is not that they’re “bad”, but rather that they’re BORING. All of them are plays off of real names, idioms or catchphrases, which is why they evoke smiles from readers.
Mistakes are bound to happen between two honest people who love each other and are making an effort to sustain the bond.
Due to that inevitable reality, it’s important to not take everything so seriously.
In other instances daters are keen to reveal their intentions from the start with one woman admitting she plans to take her partner's place in their family meanwhile another man has a very specific selection process to find his 'warrior bride'.